You've Got Mail!!

Lookie what came in the mail today!! no not e-mail. real mail. hee hee..

It twas a prize from a Galaxie contest I joined for the movie SALT.

According to the letter, its supposed to be a special prize. Doesn't look so special though but WHO'S COMPLAININ??

Its a notebook...
Look at it too much and it'll make u dizzy.... =S
In fact quite special la...here's why...

Can open eyes....

Can close eyes....

Can WINK also!!!! hahahahaha

weeeeee...

tweehee...

Ps: Terima Kasiihh Buena Vista Columbia Tristar!!! 

Pps: Don't you think that's a nice name?? Love sayin it!! Buena Vista Columbia Tristar Buena Vista Columbia Tristar Buena Vista Columbia Tristar Buena Vista Columbia Tristar.
Maybe one day I'll name my pet Buena Vista Columbia Tristar!!  Muahahahha.

tata!! =*

Monday Monday..

This is how my Monday went in monotone....

Everyone went out today, so it was only me and Vivian(my 6 year old niece) at home..

After her non-stop singing, we both fell asleep at around 2.30pm. At around 3pm I woke up because I had music class at 4pm. When I woke up, she was still sleeping so I went to take in the laundry which was already wet by the first round of rain. After I took in the clothes, it rained super heavily so I went to switch off the comp and tv and switched on all the lights in the house cos it got really dark. While doing that, I came across a ginseng lying around...now who would leave their ginseng lying around?? hmm...

Lost Ginseng

I needed to take a shower so I wrote a little note for Vivian and stuck it on the wall in case she wakes up from the loud thunder, and go screaming and crying around the house because I'm nowhere to be found...Actually, I don't even know if she knows how to read it.

Before I went to the bathroom, my aunt calls me on the phone and said that my grandma asked me to make sure her room window is closed..I went to check and called her back because her room door was locked..Grandma then said, "go outside and use a stick to close my window" =.=

I then went to the side alley of the house to close her window in the rain(I didnt use a stick).

I then took a quick shower, went back to my room to find Vivian still sleeping and took the now useless note off the wall.

Got ready to go for class and waited for family to come back..finally my aunt came back at 4 and I reached class at 4.05. Is that even possible? I must've looked at the time wrongly.

Heavy Heavy Rain

Its Raining its Pouring..

The End.

tralala.

eew! eew! eeeeewww!!!!

I saw the most disgusting thing ever!!!
There was this boy in school uniform(he's not a small kid!!) in the train and he was digging his nose and digging his nose is not the problem here cos people do it in public and all but the disgusting thing was that he was EATING his nose shit!!(is that what you call it?) yea EATING.. oh wait...let me be clearer on this...he was actually LICKING and SUCKING it off his fingers!!!!!!

it was like, dig dig nose, suck suck finger,  dig dig nose, suck suck finger,  dig dig nose, suck suck finger, x100!!!

he wasn't even trying to do it discretely! I don't think he cared if anyone was looking at him cause he did it like it was the normal-est thing to do in the train!!! blegghkkk!!! if he was my son and he did this, I would so smack him on the head...the most disgusting part was when I saw him chewing on something tiny...yea I know...eew.

this reminds me of a disgusting-er thing i saw once...(keep on reading if you don't mind having gross thoughts polluting your mind) heehee


There was this one time where I saw a cobbler digging(yes, also digging) his teeth with his kinda screwdriver/ice-pick tool! ohhhh...wait till u hear what's next...he collected all the ****(i don't now what its called but I think u get me), rolled it with his finger tips and SNIFFED it!! yea, like sniffing pot or something..

He didn't just sniff it to know what it smelled like, he sniffed it cos he liked the smell!!!!! how do I know? cos after he smelled it for sometime, then he'll dig and smell again! bluueeeeghhkkkk!!!!

Sorry if this post made you lose your appetite. I already lost mine by just writing this down.. =S

okie,
tatata...

Handsome

Handsome had a hair cut and he looks old...hahhaa

Here's how he looked like before the hair cut:  =)

Furry furry like a soft toy. C=

Here are some other random pictures of Handsome!!

Detective, please sniff out the durian stealer!!

Drink water from the durain shell to avoid heatiness!!

I see foooood. 8)

Bone.

mandi mandi...

huh?

Ice ice baby.

=P

say ahhh....

Hunting.

teehee...

tata!

<3 Loves.

Facial WTF!!

I went for a facial today with my aunt and WTF I paid money to be tortured.

The thing is I've never been to one before. Yes don't laugh..The thing is, I've never quite liked the idea of some stranger messing with my face but what the heck I had to give it a try.

Firstly we had to change into this curtain/lamp shade thingy...excuse me??...Could someone have at least given me a heads up?!?! I had no idea okay? I thought facial only mah, why must change??

Then there was this poster of a person staring down at me...and the music was so depressing!!!! It was a somebody-died-now-I'm-walking-in-the-forest-all-alone with birds chirping in the background kind of music.. =.=

At times, it felt like I was on the operation table with a white lamp specially pushed over beside me to examine my face.

and don't even get me started on the pain!!! I swear if I was the Health Minister I would SO ban that tool the lady was using...oh wait..it's more of a weapon than a tool!

and funny thing was, my aunt was sleeping...she was kinda snoring..wtf was I the only one not enjoying myself?? really so relaxing meh? maybe she was tired. =o=

And may I ask what was that the lady was doing?? washing my face or trying to re-shape my facial bones?!?!  painful ok?

And there was this mask that made me almost cannot breathe...I didn't know if it was freezing of stinging my face...=(

I was told that if I go for more facials then it would not be so painful...wtf I'm not going back there until I've forgotten how today felt..

sheesh!

Sekolah Magis Hogwarts??

I was at the bookshop the other day and guess what I found??
BM translation of Harry Potter books! I didn't know they had those.Did you??

I managed to take some pictures and here are some of the translated Harry Potter books:

Harry Potter dengan Banduan Azkaban

Harry Potter dalam kumpulan Phoenix

Harry Potter dengan Azimat Maut

Harry Potter dalam Piala Api (dalam?)

hmmm...but according to the story, he didnt go INTO the Goblet of Fire right?

Now this next one I find quite funny...

Harry Potter dengan Putera Berdarah Kacukan  

I don't know why I find this title funny but I can't think of a better one for it anyway....the only one I can think of is a ridiculous direct translation - Putera Separuh Darah.  hahahaha

And then I was wondering...how would certain things be translated??
For example...
Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans-------Gula-Gula Semua Perisa Bertie Bott??

Then a friend ( you know who you are =) ) had this idea of Perisa Tahi Telinga (earwax)...wow suddenly earwax sounds much more tastier...hehehe

Will there be Perisa Muntah? Perisa Lumpur?? (vomit and mud) hahahaha

Well anyway, if anyone of you gets to read the BM version of the book, do let me know!!! 

So this got me thinking...if Harry Potter can be translated, so can many other books! and i think they would be easier to translate too!! 

So here are some suggestions to some good books to translate so those who prefer to read in Malay can enjoy them too!

Helpful me here has already done the title, so the rest will be your work Mr Translator!! =D

Oops, my mistake..it should be Persahabatan Cincin.....I guess I got carried away with my kata ganda

and....

Senja a.k.a Twilight

OK tak?? 

heehee

tatata!!!

Ps:  Don't you think Harry Potter looks like a Chinese Nerd in the BM version?? 

Have You Ever...

Have you ever tried so hard to hold back a smile when you're alone in public because you were thinking of something really funny and you don't want people to think that you're crazy?

Have you ever had someone waving at your direction and you wonder whether he's waving at you or someone behind??

Does your mind automatically think of a thousand reasons not to go to school/work immediately after your alarm clock rings?

Have you ever felt so embarrassed that you would be happy if a UFO suddenly hovered above you and sucked you right in??

Have you ever felt like cutting off someone's pony tail?? (especially if it's bouncing up and down)

 

Have you ever felt so hungry that when you looked at the menu, you felt like ordering EVERYTHING??

Have you ever felt so sleepy in a car, fell asleep for 1 second before you knocked your head loudly on the window??

And last of all....

Have you ever had a dog SMILE at you???

No kidding.

Oh please tell me I'm normal. 

Justin Timberlake decides to study in Malaysia!!!

The title says it all!!! He's really gonna study in Malaysia!!!!

You know how I found out?? I saw his Rapid Pass Pelajar!!! teehee.

Here's the proof :

;-D

A close up:

see? see? see??

Doesn't really look like him though...

It says on his card that he's gonna study in UIA. Isn't that Universiti Islam Antarabangsa?? Maybe he converted?? heehee

okie, 

tata!!!

p/s: Pictures are REAL!! Try spotting this on a billboard(is that what you call them?) in a LRT station. I won't tell you which one!!!  =P

P/p/s: You don't really think JT is really coming do you?? =D

Harry Potter and his Flowery Lorry

So after ten years of receiving the box set of the first four Harry Potter books as a present..I decided to start reading the fourth (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) just a couple of days back.

Yes, ten years and I only got to the fourth book. Forgive me Harry Potter fans!! I'm just not a big fan but i do enjoy reading the book!

I havent even finished half the book but I think I've been so into it while reading that its messing with my head!! I can understand why some people really LOVE Harry Potter and want to be a part of the wizardry world but I don't hope I become like you!

Why did I say its messing with my head?? Cos last night, I had a dream about it...and i can perfectly remember the details of the dream this morning...its weird cos I'm the type who can't remember most of my dreams.

After seeing the title of this blog post, I think you would wanna know what my dream was...hehehe

In the dream, I was a Hogwarts student..and Hogwarts looked too much like my college. ==

Anyway, in the dream, there was this giant snake thingy trying to harm us...

Dumbledore and I were walking up a flight of stairs when a square piece of the wall suddenly fell out and a lady Professor told us to gather all the juniors in the classroom upstairs into the room that she was in...Dumbledore left the task to me and told the professor to seal the wall when all the students were in there so the snake wouldn't find us...

So off I went to get the kiddies to gather in that room but some really stubborn ones didnt wanna budge. I still dunno why but I wasn't allowed to tell them what we were running away from.

After a hard time getting everyone in the room, (I was a Gryffindor and Ron, Hermione and Harry were my friends) the professor who was supposed to seal the wall was nowhere to be found!! I was holding a wand but I didn't know the spell to do so..the first thing that came to my mind was "expelliarmus" (is that from the book?) I wasn't sure whether it would work so I didn't try..(it would've probably exploded the place)

Suddenly, Harry Potter came running into the room all out of breath followed by Snape..Harry looked so scared so it made me unsure of whether Snape came to help us or to harm us (cos u know even if he's one of the Professors he's got that scary look)..

But actually, it was neither. He was actually there to show off his body to us. Yes, show off his body. hahahaha. nice twist eh?

After Snape showing off his buff chest to us and all of his babbling on how his father treated him really well in his childhood bla bla bla...Harry finally told me why he was running..

He said that when Dumbledore announced for everyone to go hide in the classroom, he was worried of his car..and yea u guessed it right, his "car" was a lorry with flower print.( see? my subconcious tells me Harry Potter is gay)

When he wanted to see if his "car" was hurt, he saw Snape running it down with a bulldozer! He got scared so he ran....

The End

Hehehe...silly dream I know.

But hey, why couldn't I have had an INCEPTION kind of dream after I watched the movie?? I was kinda hoping for one where I could build flying staircases and overlapping buildings or dream within a dream!! hmmph!

Okie, tatata! =)

teehee.

Vroom Vroom!

Today was the first time I drove alone!!!! weeeeeeeeee~ *pats myself on the shoulder

I drove to music class and back...luckily there were like three empty side parking lots together...phew. hahahahahah

When I reached home, everyone was like, "You made it!!!", "You're alive!!!"

wahahahahaha.

that's all!

tata!

ps: I still don't like driving. :(

The Birthday Yee Mee!!!

Have you ever had a hard time trying to think of what birthday present you should get for someone???

Well fret no more!!

Cause now, everyone can buy the all practical-super useful-delicious-specially-made-for-birthdays birthday present!!

The Birthday Yee Mee!!!!

Hahaha i'm just kidding.

But hey, did you know that they do make uncooked Yee Mee specially for you to give away as a birthday present?? =D

If you don't believe me, here's a pic of it;

See the birthday greeting printed at the side??

Here's a close up;

See? see? see? hehehehe

I can't think of any other reason why they would print a birthday greeting in three languages if not for giving this as a birthday present.....

So remember! Next time if you were to buy yee mee to cook on someone's birthday, don't buy the Plain Jane yee mee!!

no no. ;D

teehee. ;>

I hope this was informative!!! :P

Ps: According to the yee mee plastic bag, it's actually called Crock Pot Flour Vermicelli. Cool name for a simple food eh?? But i still like to call it Yee Mee!!

tatatata!

Chicken nut bread...XD

Watch this! Watch this!!! I still laugh each time I watch it!!
Especially the chicken nut bread part!

Gosh, I feel like laughing just thinking about it! hahahhaa

Enjoy!!! =D

P/s: Show this to ur mum and she'll laugh till chicken nut bread!! teehee.

tata! C=

GCB!

GCB. Nope I'm not cursing and this isn't a new bad word. Though it does look as if it is a short form for a Chinese bad word if you don't already know that it's the new burger by McDonalds.

If I were to write an angry blog post and put GCB! at the end of a sentence, you would really think that its a bad word right? LOL
For example,

Yesterday, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla! GCB! Sigh, after that, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ....bla bla bla bla bla bla !?!?!?! GCB!!!

hahaha. LameIknow.

Well anyway, back to the burger.....
This is how it looks like in its box..

The thing I'm confused about this burger is its name....thing is, a couple of months back, I saw the banner for this burger in one Mcd...and at that time, the banner said it was "Gourmet Chicken Burger". But now, I can't see the word "Gourmet" anywhere and apparently their having a contest to "Name the 'G' "

Some said that its called a "Grilled Chicken Burger".
Maybe the name "Gourmet Chicken Burger" was just for testing.
I don't care about the name as much as the taste though...

Click here to find out more about the contest!

And well if you haven't tried it yet, please go do so coz its for a limited time only and it tastes GOOD! not great but capital lettered GOOD! hahhaa..means its almost great. :P

But don't take my word for it though coz u might think it tastes GREAT...like they say, "deliciousness is in the tongue of the beholder"...wait..they don't? =D

Its Rm8.00 for burger only and Rm11.90 for the medium set = burger+drink+fries. (of course, the price mentioned here doesn't include Gov tax)

Oh and you know what??
I found a company that actually trades these burgers..

No?

Okie dokie...Don't forget to try the burger!!!! =D

Tata!!!

LRT Super Stars

Has it become a trend lately to sing out loud in the train?? Do all music talent scouts look for talent in trains nowadays?? heehee

I'm saying this cos a few weeks back this African guy was singing a NeYo song in the train and he sounded like a tone deaf Akon....it was probably cos he had earphones plugged in his ears!!! He probably can sing really well without the earphones...

Then a few days back....there was this guy standing in the train. He was wearing earphones too. This one was even more funny.....I couldn't make out what song he was singing until he got to the chorus: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh OMG" (Usher's OMG) hhahhaaha. He was singing in a kinda whispering voice which was something like Smeagol/Gollum from Lord of The Rings saying, "Precioussssss.."

Well anyway, he was quite entertaining cos he looked like he was acting out his own Music Video with the use of the 'tiangs" in the train.

I couldn't help but notice that people in the train were holding back their smiles.

"Singing and dancing releases stress"

Don't you think we need more people like this to entertain us??
The world is too stressed up!! Governments should employ some of these people to reduce everyone's morning tension of going to work...

I don't mean to be mean but I'm just sayin'....teehee

Oh and PS:

Hey, if you're one of those people who burst out loud in song and dance at public places...why not sing without the earphones?? I think you would sound much better.. And if I see you, I promise I'll clap my hands when you're done!!! =D

Seriously.

tatatatatatatatatata!!

:D

Teacher, teacher....

Last Saturday, I was asked to stand in for a tuition class at this place I used to teach in. I was to take the class with kids aged around 5-7 years old. I agreed since I had no plans for that day.

One thing I realised after was that I didn't even own a red pen anymore!! And to think that i used to have 2 or 3 in my pencil box.....

Well, anyway, i was expecting to see some familiar faces when I went there on Saturday since I've not taught there for more than half a year.

The first familiar face I saw was a little boy named Eugene(He was one of my students in 2009).He's eight years old if I'm not mistaken and he was such a darling!! When he saw me, he was like, "Ay, Teacher Evie!". So i said, "Hello Eugene,how are you?" Then he said, "I'm fine! Teacher, why you so long didn't come here already wan?? You very busy ar??"

=D

Then after that, I bumped into a few more of my ex-students and this boy was like, "Teacher Evie!!! why you so long didn't come???" and he started telling his friends excited and all, "Teacher Evie hui lai liao! Teacher Evie hui lai liao!!" (it means Teacher Evie has come back)

Hahaha. Such diamonds!!!

I didn't really expect such a response from those who recognize me cos after all, their just kids!! I kinda expected them to be all shy and all that and only say hi when I say hi...

Maybe I was thinking how kids during MY time would've reacted...I guess times have changed and....and.....children are more outspoken?? LOL

Well anyway, I had to teach some new students and there was this little girl who was only 5 years old. SHE WAS SOO SOOOO CUTE!!! I kinda curi-curi took a picture of her but in the picture you can't exactly see her face so no identities have been revealed!!! LOL

Isn't she a cutie?? No??

In this picture, she was kneeling on the chair actually.....Not only does she look cute, her personality was cute too. Very loveable kid!!

So anyway, it was nice to teach that day after about half a year of not teaching ....it made me look back to the time when I used to teach every Saturday....=D

Oh and ya,

The kids that said hi when they saw me??? Those were the ones that I used to punish the most cos they were tooo tooooo naughty in class. :DD

Kkkk tatata!!!

Over and out!!

Sing a song of sixpence..

So I was wondering..... you know how our parents maksudnya the older generation don't get tired of the songs they've been listening to since they were...they were...erm.....since FOREVER???? Not your parents?? well, i'm speaking for the young society at large. ;D

You know, like they never get tired of old music? Like those who refuse to listen to newer music?? Those who stick to evergreen? I wonder...what makes a song evergreen? Can One Republic's Apologize be evergreen??(fyi, many people like that song if you were living in Mars recently)

Its funny cos I'm already kinda sick of listening to some oldies play on the radio and I'm VERY sure that I've listened to it FEWER times compared to dear beloved parent.

Are you and me on the same boat? :D yes? no? maybe?

The thing is...I was wondering...

When my generation grows old and we have children of our own...will our children be saying this about us too?? LOL

Will they say...."Haih, these old people....can't let go of their past. Come on la...I'm so sick of this Lady Gaga and Black Eyed Peas!!"

And as my imagination wanders even further...I think they might say this too.."You know what???Last time when my parents were young, they had these things called EARPHONES!! Seriously! I've seen pictures of these earphone thingys on the internet and they look sooo funnyy!!! Can u imagine they used to stuff those things in their ears just to listen to music?? We're so lucky we have these state of the art implanted sensors in our brain and we just have to connect them wireless.." =='

Okie..

tatata!

Today's Declaration.

Today, I have officially declared that if you don't know this song, you are not Malaysian!

hee hee hee. just kidding la. but seriously, what have you been listening to if you have not heard this song before?!

:D :D :D

Fried Rice, French Fries and Orange Juice???

One day, Charles went to Ah Beng's food stall. This was how their conversation went.

Ah Beng: You want to eat fry lice?

Charles: Oh no no no. Its not 'fry lice'. Lice is kutu. Its rrrrrrrrrrrrr-ice, rice. Not lice.

Ah Beng: Ohhh.ok ok. rrrrrrrrrrrrice. Collect ar?

Charles: Yes yes its rice. Remember ya! Rice, not lice! Oh and it's 'correct', not 'collect'.

Ah Beng: Ohohoho. Corrrrect. Correct ar? Hahahahaa. Solly solly my Engrish no good.

Charles: Yes yes correct. But its not 'solly'. Its 'sorry'. And its English not 'Engrish'. Hehehe.

Ah Beng: Aiyor. Engrish so dipiculd la. Nemermine la. You understand me then enough lor. Haih. Oh ya, jes now I ask you want to eat frrrrrrried rrrrrrrrrrrrice or not. Corrrrrrrrect or not now??? Hee hee hee.

Charles: Hahaha. Yes, yes. I'll have a plate of fried rice, a plate of French fries and a glass of orange juice.

Ah Beng: Ok boss!!

10 minutes later.

Ah Beng: Here boss! Your fly lice, friend flies and orling juud!

...............*Ah Beng realizes his mistakes.

Ah Beng: oops! Haih. Engrish really belly hard la. *shakes head in disappointment

Ps. This blog post was not made to laugh at anyone's Engrish English.

Ten Q 4 reading!!

Tatata! =D

Cool cool cool!!!

You know what?? I won another contest!!! Woooot!!

hehehe. I've been winning many contests lately!! I'm on a winning streak!!! hee hee hee

I should go find a contest that can win me a car. :)

This lady called me today and told me I won the msn.com contest for the movie Letters to Juliet.

It's the grand prize but it isn't very grand. Its just a bag but...who's complaining?!?! LoL

I would like to think that it was my slogan that played the bigger role in winning rather than luck. :D

You see, in this contest you have to answer two simple questions and write a slogan. The slogan had to be a letter about love that you would write to Juliet and in less than 50 words.

This is how my prize should look like (I haven't gone to collect it yet):

Yea, not very GRAND for a Grand Prize huh.

So here's the letter I submitted......

Dear Juliet,

I have been in search for that special someone since forever. I have tossed coins into wishing wells and wished upon shooting stars but he never seems to cross my path. Oh Juliet, tell me, is true love just never meant to be for me?

I made that letter up but really hope I won't ever need to resort to 'tossing coins into wishing wells' and 'wishing upon shooting stars'. teehee

That's all for now!

Goo.bye!

This Wall...

Help me.

Help me break this wall.

This wall built with fear. Built with uncertainty. Built with insecurity.

Help me be all that I should be and wash away all that I should not.

Help me feel all that I should feel and say all that I should say.

Help me bring out the best in me.

At a time like this, anyone could Use Somebody.

Don't take too long.

Life. Full off crossroads, full of decisions to be made.

That one call that should have been made. That one minute more that you should have waited. That one upward curve of the lips you should have seen.

Life. Such precise timing. Perfect timing for the good things. It never forgets the bad things.

That one mistake that should have been made that could've fixed things.

That one wrong turning into a path you thought was the wrong way when in fact at the end of the road, you find that you escaped something you didn't want on the other.

The many questions you asked. The many different answers you thought might be right. The many people you've seen. The many people that came and went. The people that made the best things happen.

Feng Shui Showdown!! Part 2

The rules of the game were like this:

1. We cannot secretly or in the open alter the other person's house feng shui and we can only
change the feng shui in our own premises.

2. All activities regarding feng shui must be done within the one week.

3. On the last day of the week, we will employ two renowned feng shui masters in Malaysia to
evaluate our houses to see who has the most good vibes and the person with the most good
vibes will win and the loser will have to foot the bill for employing the masters.


And so our Feng Shui frenzie began....

Day 1

Madam Smelly hung angpao packets with coins in it all over her garden plants and the angpao packets had a "luck" word in chinese on it.

What did i do?

I did some spring cleaning. Actually i don't know shit about feng shui. I just knew dat the colour red is preferred. Thats all I know. So i decided to guess my way through the competition. Its not dat i believe that the physical changes are really gonna bring in luck!
Anyways, It was almost the end of the year and my house looked a mess so I might as well clean my house up, and at the same time it might generate some good 'chi'!.



Day 2

What did she do??

She bought a dozen fat goldfish to add to the other dozen of goldfish she already has to bring in prosperity. Sheesh.

So I had to do something.
What did I do?

I bought a dozen crunchie chocolate bars. WHAT? I didn know what to do wat. Crunchie inside got honeycomb mah. Honeycomb look like gold bar inside wat. haiya. tasty somemore.


Day 3

Wah! You know what she did???? She bought all sorts of little statues and hanging things to decorate her house! Made her house look so UGLY!!!! I practically laughed at her when I saw what she was doing!

What did i do???

I didn do anything.
No. Actually i didn know what to do.
No actually i was too tired laughing at her all day.

Day 4 & Day 5

Whatever she did she did inside. I did not see her for these two days.
I didnt do much either.
Oh and another thing. I had a visitor come to my house. He was a friend of my uncle who is my father's brother in law's friend's grandfather's third wife's ex-boyfriend's brother. He was some sort of feng shui master apparently.

Well, he stepped into my house and said that the house next door's good vibes were overpowering us. He said that we were lucky to have such a neighbour as some of the goodness will come to our house.
he obviously didn't know we were competing!

I couldn't live off her scraps of luck!!!

I HAD TO DO SOMETHING! AND QUICK!!!

This was when it dawned on me that this feng shui stuff actually does work.

I did the unthinkable. I went to the extend of painting my house YELLOW!
Yup! yellow. So my house would be 'wong'. hehehe genius eh????

BUT MRS COPYCAT NEXT DOOR COPIED ME!!!!!!

She didn't paint her house in yellow but she painted it red! R-E-D!
She said it would make her house have 'ong' =.='

Darn it. It was the last day of our battle so there was little i could do to win.
I knew I was gonna lose so i prepared to pay for the feng shui master fees. :'-(


OOH BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?


When the feng shui masters Miss Lillian Three and Mr Joey Nope came over to examine our houses, they decided to start with Mdm Smelly's.
I was so sure that i was gonna loose that I didnt care if they even came to my house.
Miss Three and Mr Nope were showering Mdm Smelly with so much praises that my face fell another two more feet.

SO when they finally decided to come to my house...........nyehehehehe.......

FIRST, Miss Three said,

WAAHHHH! SO 'WONG' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i became defensive and said,

EH???? I LIKE YELLOW OK?! I THINK MY HOUSE LOOKS NICE!

Then she said,

Nononono. I don't mean it that way. Your house is really 'wong'.

Then Mr Joey Nope said,

WAH REALLY LAH!!!! ACCORDING TO MY CLOCK-LIKE-THINGY-THAT-FENGSHUI-PEOPLE-USE-DEVICE, Your house is exploding with luck!!!

Then I said,

Did See Mel Li pay you to say this just to mock me?!?!?!

Well whadyaknow???

They both said,

WE NOW DECLARE THIS HOUSE AS THE WINNER!

woohoooo!!!!!! I Immediately did a back flip forward flip double somersaults+triple cart wheels. let out a victorious fart and said to Mdm Smelly, "would you kindly please make the payment to these two wonderful people as they are very busy." :-D

Mdm Smelly immediately pengsan-ed into her goldfish pond.

So i took the chance to take the two masters secretly aside, and said, "tell me. who payed you two to help me? There is no way I could have possibly won this."
they said, " no Miss you won this fair and square. We have never before seen a house like yours. So much luck pouring out from inside that we didn't even need to go into your house to know who would win. I really can't explain why. I think i should go home to read my super thick and dusty 52 inch thick feng shui book to find the answer. Good luck to u. no me. u obviously don't need anymore of it. "


So i bid them farewell and started to wonder myself.......
what could've caused so much good energy from inside???
oh i left the woman soaking in her pond.. Don't worry, she couldn't possibly have drowned. The pond's small and she knows how to swim.

Anyways, when i stepped into the house, I was greeted by all my family members and 88 phones staring at me....

Huh??

"whats' going on?" "why the feng shui masters said our house so 'wong'? did u guys do something?"

"hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. you owe us." " look at all these phones here. what do they all have in common?"

"er....they all have buttons, 1,2,3,4,5,6..."

"no stupid! look at the screens!"

"oh.....er...i see...

think
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similarities
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GOT IT!!!
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Wait for it...
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wait for it...
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DIGI!!!!

My house SUPER 'WONG' because i had 88 yellow men secretly dancing in my house!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAA! why didn't i think of that????


Now i have to return 88 phones to the 88 Digi subscribers who so kindly lent me their phones....


This story was not based on a true story so if something this absurd ever happened to you in your life I congratulate you but don't sue me cos I don't know you and this was created by imagination. I don't know you. Thank you very much for reading until here.



Okie!
till next time.
tata!
:P